I like big bugs and I can not lie.

Okay, I lied. I hate big bugs. Only because that's such a kickass heading. :O
Bugs. I don't really wanna talk about bugs literally so I'll talk about ten things that bug me the most.

Idiots

1. Someone telling you to stop doing something you're really into because they want your attention.

2. You've been wanting something for god knows how long, but when it finally arrives, you realize its really not THAT awesome.

Its not exactly like this, but you get the point right?

3. You save some ice cream for yourself for tomorrow but when you look for it the next day you realize its consumed by the enemy you call "father" or sometimes even "sister".

5. You do something really awesome, but when you try showing it to someone, you fail to do that really awesome thing.

It hurts the eyes, really.

6. Having your phone shine brighter than the sun in front of your face when the lights are off and so it is unbearable to read the oh-so-important SMS you stayed up waiting for. 

7. You're favorite show is finally on and you've been dying to see if the lead character figured out her love life and your parents suddenly decide to talk really loud or give you a job that requires you to move your ass off the sofa.

8. Your sibling borrows your dress on the same day you had planned on wearing it.

Leave, already. Dumbass. 

9. Someone saying bye at least five thousand times before they actually leave, and by the end of it you want to go, "Get lost, moron."

10. You do everything in your power to make things go perfect, and at the last minute, it all comes crashing down.

P.s- I know I didn't post for a VERY long time. My internet crashed and my site was not working for a few days for some reason :O Anyways, IM BACK. B)

To BBM Or Not BBM? That is the question.

Since my blog is focusing on stupid things that do not make sense this week, we'll talk about the BlackBerry! BlackBerry wins hands down!Nowadays, conversations go like this:

X: Hey!
Y: What up?
X: Nothing!
    Oh, Can I have your BB pin?
Y: I don't have a BB..
X: Okaaaay.
Y: Yeah, so how's life?
     Hello?
     You there?

Okay, maybe not exactly like that but you get my point, right?
So, I was going through my friends BlackBerry and I realized it's a VERY boring phone. Like "I'd rather have a Samsung Corby, dude" boring. Let me tell you the features of a BlackBerry:

* A horrible camera
* BlackBerry Messenger
* Push Mail
* Stupid Games
* A ridiculously boring App Store.

BlackBerry's are the new trend. Everybody in the "It" crowd has a BlackBerry.

Lets take a moment to laugh at them. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
The only good thing about a BlackBerry is the Push Mail and the notorious BBM.

So, unless you're this super busy person who constantly has to check his mail, and has no time to be on the laptop, there's no use of push mail. And BBM! Don't get me started. Lately, their server has been acting SO useless. And why would you want BBM, that can only connect you to BlackBerry users, when you can get Whatsapp that will connect you to Android, iPhone, BlackBerry and Nokia users!

Most people buy a BlackBerry because their friends have one. People who are going to buy a BlackBerry, let me introduce you to

 Android! :D

I recently discovered the absolute beauty of the Android Market! See that phone > Right there? It's mine! *evil laugh* Anyway, it has Push Mail too! And the camera is AWESOME. And the Facebook App is also really cool. The volume of the phone is also pretty loud.  When I was asked which phone I would have, I insisted on an iPhone. But my dad said no. -__- Parents. *sigh* So, I decided to SETTLE for this one. But it turned out to be SO amazing that I wasn't settling anymore. I was liking my phone! YAY! *victory dance*

So,  this is the iPhone. But, I guess everybody knows that. Oh, what I wouldn't give for this piece of metal! Okay, okay. You can call me an Apple Fan Girl if you want. I really don't take offence in that. 

It is pretty cool, okay. And FaceTime is brilliance. The camera is good too. THE APP STORE IS FRIGGIN' GENIUS! There are only two problems with this divine phone. One, the bluetooth thing. Which is a problem for most people, but I see it as a blessing in disguise. Wanna know how? 

X: OMG. I love that song! Can you send it to me?

Y: Oh, yeah sure.

*they attempt to send it, the fourth time it connects, it takes like 15 minutes to reach*

If Y had an iPhone:

X: OMG. I love that song! Can you send it to me?

Y: Oh, I'm so sorry, no bluetooth here. 

BLESSING IN DISGUISE. I rest my case. 

The second thing is that it is kind of more expensive than a BlackBerry. A decent model of a BlackBerry would be about minimum of 15k? But the cheapest iPhone 3Gs is for a minimum of 20,000. So, except for these two issues, the iPhone is pretty great.

I have proven that an Android and an iPhone is better than a BlackBerry! Yay, me!

Oh My God? Did You Hear?

Have you ever met someone who has said, "Oh, you're ____! I've heard so much about you!", then spent the rest of the hour wondering what that person had heard about you?

 Let me tell you how all this starts. A girl, lets name her A, goes and tells B about C. And B tells D and E. D tells F and G and E tells H and I! Next thing you know, everyone, up to X, Y and Z knows about it!

Rumors are unavoidable. In your life, you'll come across many rumors about you. The best thing you can do is ignore. I've been victim to many rumors myself. And some of them are so untrue, they actually make me laugh! When someone is really bored with their own life, they start to talk about other people. And sometimes what they say about other people is made up, because they don't know the other person personally (Person Personally!:D That's a funny phrase!).            

Research has proven that every person has three personalities. One that others think we are, one we think we are and one we actually are. If we dwell too much on the first one, we never realize what the other two are. 

Gossiping leads to fighting, fighting leads to argument and argument leads to unhappy people. 

Now let's look at rumors from another point of view: An entertainment act. When someone gossips about an acquaintance they need at least a little information to create a complete background for the rumor. It keeps the person entertained for a pre-tty long time actually. I guess that's why people do it. 

So, my actual point of writing this post is to tell um, the ghosts that read my blog, that when you make a rumor, make it believable. Don't make it completely absurd(And people believe that absurd rumor! Idiots). That way you'll still be a respectable gossip monger. :) 

Fare thee well! (Pffft. As if any one's reading my blog.)

Vampires Suck Blood.

"His fingers were ice-cold, like he'd been holding them in a snowdrift before class. But that wasn't why I jerked my hand away so quickly. When he touched me, it stung my hand as if an electric current had passed through us." -Twilight

So, today, we're discussing Vampires.
Why? I have no clue. I just feel like I should talk about them.

In this world, we have like a thousand things to be afraid of. I'm terrified of lizards. Just speaking of them sends chills down my spine. Then there's fire, earthquakes, drowning in the sea, wolves, tigers, dinosaurs, gorillas, Big Foot, Pierce Brosnan (He is one scary dude.). Somehow, Vampires fail to scare us any longer.

Good Ol' Vampires.

Vampires are some kind of mythological creatures that drink blood (mosquito?) that were first heard about in 1734. That is OLD. They were SO cool. They used to like sleep in coffins and only come out at night. What party animals. They lived in a small cave. Somewhere in the middle of a forest or in old dark mountains of small villages. The village people were TERRIFIED of them. They would be scared at the thought of coming across a vampire. The depiction was such: White, white skin. Like chalk. Eyes that were red and sore. They wore black clothes and had black hair. And last and the most awesome, kickass, thing-I-would-die-for are their FANGS. See, they were creatures built out of imagination to um, sort of, in a way, discipline humans? Like they would be extra careful while doing things. And they would sleep on time. :P Or may be that person who thought up Vampires was just ultra-bored and wanted attention. Either way, they are super cool dangerous beings that like blood instead of good ol' OJ. 

New Pretty Boy (Or girl) Vampires. 

Beautiful? Vampires aren't supposed to be beautiful! They're supposed to be scary! What has the world come to? Next thing you know, even spiders will be beautiful. HELLO? THEY DRINK BLOOD! Since when did that become "sexy"? Its NOT sexy. Someone killing you is NOT sexy. What happened to the awesomeness of the vampires? Why are they suddenly so DESIRABLE? Seriously, guys. Would you want someone fantasizing about your BLOOD? I really want to know what Stephenie Meyer had in mind when she wrote Twilight. Why would you want to date someone who could kill you any minute? Sure, they look hot. But what happens when you can't eat hamburgers anymore? I would never give up my hamburger. Or even frozen yogurt for that matter. And blood is so salty. Yuck! Well, my point is, that don't try to change the creature into a "mesmerizing" thing rather than a soul-reaping thing. Soul-reaping is cool. Vampires WERE cool. Now they're just lame sparkling-in-the-sun creatures. (What's up with that?)

So, even though the Vampire fad has taken a whole new turn, there are some of us that like the old vampires better. I guess legends never die.